CUSTOM INFOMERCIALS

YOUR PERSONAL 2AM FEVER DREAM

Seen one of our retro infomercials and thought, “I need one of those”? Good.

We make bizarre, low-budget-looking commercials for businesses, artists, creators, side hustles, and questionable entrepreneurial ventures. They’re shot in genuine Standard Definition video—not a fake VHS filter—and built to look like they accidentally aired between knife sets and psychic hotlines sometime around 1994.

Whether you’re promoting a product, launching a project, or simply want the strangest thing on your Instagram, I’ll make you a commercial people actually remember.

THE LOOK

• Genuine Standard Definition video
• 1980s–90s public access television
• Late-night fitness and kitchen gadget commercials
• 1-900 hotline energy
• Original graphics, disclaimers, transitions, and TV nonsense

PACKAGES

TEMPLATE — $500

The fastest (and cheapest) way to get your own infomercial.

We’ll use one of my existing formats and build it around your business. No script. No extensive planning. We improvise on set and let the weirdness happen naturally.

Perfect for

• Solo creators
• Artists
• Freelancers

Includes

• Approximately 30-second vertical infomercial
• One-hour shoot
• One of my existing infomercial formats
• Improvised performance by YOU! (with my help, don’t worry)
• Vertical video delivery (Instagram/TikTok)

CUSTOM — $1,000

Want something built specifically for your business?

This is where we start from a blank page. I’ll write an original script, develop a concept around your brand, and create one custom sequence that’s unique to your commercial.

Perfect for

• Product launches
• Small Businesses
• Personal brands

Includes

Everything in the Template package, plus:

• Creative consultation
• Original script
• Custom concept
• One bespoke commercial sequence or recurring gag
• More customized art direction (i.e one distinct set element for your brand)
• Vertical and Horizontal video delivery (Instagram/TikTok-YouTube)

Optional Add-Ons (at additional cost)

• On screen talent
• Additional locations
• Longer edits
• Extra deliverables

THE SMALL AGENCY — Custom pricing. Get in touch to discuss your project.

Think of this as hiring a tiny creative agency instead of a videographer.

Every project is built from scratch around your goals—from concept through final delivery.

Perfect for

• Growing brands
• Marketing campaigns
• Organizations & agencies

Projects can include

• Campaign strategy
• Original creative development
• Multiple videos
• Casting and talent
• Production design
• Multiple shoot days and locations
• Photography
• Motion graphics
• Social media cutdowns
• Creative direction from concept through delivery

A NOTE ABOUT BIG BRANDS

The Template and Custom packages are designed for independent businesses and creators.

If you’re a larger company, agency, or organization looking for the same aesthetic on a bigger scale, let’s talk. That’s exactly what the Small Agency package is for.