CUSTOM INFOMERCIALS

YOUR PERSONAL 2AM FEVER DREAM

Seen our widely popular infomercials and want one of your own to weird little business, creative project, side hustle, underground empire, or inexplicable craft?

YOU CAN HIRE US!

We will write, produce and deliver a bespoke 30-second vertical infomercial for your Instagram or TikTok.

WHAT YOU GET

• Custom-written concept tailored to your vibe, lore, and delusions of grandeur
• Professional voiceover recorded by an actual voice artist
• Shot in genuine Standard Definition video — not a fake VHS filter
• Custom graphics, titles, transitions, disclaimers, and infomercial insanity
• 1-hour shoot
• 1 full day of editing
• Final delivery optimized for Reels/TikTok

THE LOOK

• 1980’s daytime public access TV
• Knife Set and Fitness Equipment Late Night Lure
• 1-900- HOTLINE TV ad at 2AM in 1995

WHO THIS IS FOR

Artists • Chefs, private cooks, cafés & pop-ups • Contractors • Creators & influencers • Disc Jockeys • Flower Shop Owners • Interior designers • Freelancers • Graphic designers & illustrators • Hair stylists, colorists & makeup artists • Independent fashion labels • Musicians • Micro to Mid-Size Cult Leaders • Personal trainers • Photographers • Plumbers • Small business owners • Tattoo artists • Vintage curators & resellers

COST
$600 — INCLUDES 10 GLAM PHOTOS 

All Inclusive. One consultation. No customizations or revisions. Delivery in approximately 1 week.

Not available for large brands or corporation– not at this price anyway but I’m all ears.